Want to hear a dirty joke? Your apartment. [Ba-dum CHING.] Tidy up the sorry sight with household essentials from Soap.com, including laundry detergent, paper towels, and trash bags. And while you’re at it, keep yourself fresh with personal-care necessities like deodorant, toothpaste, and razors.

 The Website
Think of Soap.com as a virtual medicine cabinet, cleaning closet, and makeup bag on speed. The site has more than 25,000 of your favorite products for men, women, and children, organized by brand name (Neutrogena, Dove, Pantene), benefit (moisturizing, stain removing, hypoallergenic), and price (always great). If you need help deciding or have any questions, ring one of the Soap.com customer service reps (actual people), who are available at your beck and call 24 hours a day, seven days a week. And did we mention they offer free 1-2 day shipping on all orders of $39 or more? We didn’t? Because they totally do.

The Offer
$20 Worth of Household Essentials from Soap.com, $10
Nothing is certain but death, taxes, and dirt. Be prepared for that last one with $20 worth of goodies from Soap.com for only $10. If you use anything that lathers, smells nice, or makes you look pretty, chances are Soap.com has it. Meaning this Deal is the equivalent of finding a ten-spot in the back pocket of your freshly laundered jeans. But act fast, because this deal for first time Soap customers won’t last.

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