Being funny, witty, and devastatingly smart doesn’t mean you can write the perfect line to sum up your feelings about Stephanie’s tonsillectomy. Let Colette Paperie do it for you with its hilariously spot-on greeting cards.

The Company
The Minneapolis-based design boutique and stationery studio has paper products galore. Beyond snort-out-loud greeting cards, it offers journals, notepads, calendars, gift tags, labels, and more. Owner and designer Keli Catalano launched the business in 2008, and she’s been using her unique design aesthetic to put words in people’s mouths ever since.

The Offer
Scoop up five single cards for $10 and let someone know what you’re really thinking. No, like, really thinking.

Photos: Courtesy of Colette Paperie