Last week on The Adventures of Long-Distance Dating we left our sexually frustrated female hero in the midst of a conundrum. Tempted by the fruit of another, she considers giving in to her primal urges and (gasp!) cheating on her love. How will she ever contain her excitement and stay faithful?

In an act of pure prudence, she turns to Babeland. The sex toy purveyor is abuzz with playthings to keep men, women, and couples busy, from ecofriendly vibrators to sensual massage oils. The female owners staff their shop with a nonjudgmental bunch who won’t quit until you’ve gotten exactly what you want. Your comfort is key, so ask your burning questions (they’ve heard it all).

Whatever your sexual situation, Babeland can enhance it. Treat yourself to a new toy, some erotic DVDs, or a how-to book — then prepare for the pleasure to come.

And what of our libidinous starlet? She decided the heart is not to be played with, but toys definitely are.

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