The irony: The place you go to get pampered looks like it could use an extreme makeover (no offense, corner nail salon). The anomaly: Posh Nail Spa lives up to its name in every way.

The Uptown beauty destination is outfitted with silver brocade wallpaper, a trio of grand chandeliers, and a bevy of flat-screens (so you can keep up with the Kardashians from any cushy massage chair or mod swivel seat in the house).

Lash to toe, you’re covered, too. Owner Victoria Tran is the city’s go-to source for the latest beauty trends, from facials and peels to massages and waxes, and offers the best products on the market (Minx nails, Lavish Lashes). You end up looking as luxe as the decor.

At Posh, there’s no room for anything less.

Photos: Claire McCormack for DailyCandy